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Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
02/15/2014 at 10:14 • Filed to: None

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NSFW language, but an insecurity from which many men suffer in silence.

FWIW, I'm a member of the "LDB" (little dick brotherhood) but my wife seems to be OK with it.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Roberto G. > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
02/15/2014 at 10:22

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That is: ..." seems " is the word.

Sorry, but you started it.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
02/15/2014 at 10:28

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Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Roberto G.
02/15/2014 at 10:34

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Nope, "wife" is. With that reality "seems" = "is."


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
02/15/2014 at 10:35

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The average vagina isn't very deep: anywhere from four to six inches in depth. Any inches a dude's packing beyond that are pretty much wasted. Doesn't mean it's not nice to have, though.


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
02/15/2014 at 10:39

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This is a subject that comes up now and then when we're having a beer or such. We usually end up at the conclusion that it doesn't really matter, because the only thing we can't do would be porn.


Kinja'd!!! Roberto G. > Jagvar
02/15/2014 at 10:41

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And what about being able to pass through heaven's gate? Not that I tried, I only read about that...


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Hoccy
02/15/2014 at 10:46

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Hey, you probably still could. That "amateur" style stuff is hot right now.


Kinja'd!!! Joe_Limon > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
02/15/2014 at 10:54

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If it makes you feel any better, of all the women I have had sex with, only one had a vagina deep enough to not get hurt. She is my Fiancee and we are getting married in the summer. Big d's aren't all they are cracked up to be.


Kinja'd!!! Joe_Limon > Jagvar
02/15/2014 at 10:56

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This x100... I have only met one woman who I didn't hurt bottoming out on... My Fiancee ;)


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > Hoccy
02/15/2014 at 10:59

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Don't forget rule 34.


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > Jagvar
02/15/2014 at 11:02

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It could be the alternative if everything else went wrong, but when you're as ugly as we are you kind of need a big one to get paid.


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > KnowsAboutCars
02/15/2014 at 11:04

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Fair point. But not all of it has an economical reason.


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
02/15/2014 at 11:05

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Crosspost to Jezebel so they can see women aren't the only ones with image issues. And it would also include things like baldness, muscles....